office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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