Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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