Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
should my penis look like a turkey
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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