she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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