THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Enjoy the penises
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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