you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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