you guys were way drunker than both of me
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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