I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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