it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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