I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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