I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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