Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
tequila makes me forget i have legs
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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