I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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