It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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