But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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