Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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