Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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