His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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