Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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