AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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