I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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