Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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