ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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