Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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