I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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