i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
It's blow job season.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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