all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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