Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
