I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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