i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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