I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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