im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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