I heard we made out
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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