she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
this is an emotional support booty call
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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