Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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