whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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