Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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