You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
