It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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