matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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