is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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