Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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