Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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