Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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