Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Randomize
