what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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