i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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