I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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