You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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