Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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