Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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