can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
send nudes
from the living room?
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