you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
did i just pee glitter
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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